I spent the last twenty minutes trying to write a sonnet... to bring this post to life... but I failed.
So.. I have realized that in the past few weeks this blog has been lacking intellect. I mean, as much as my rant on feminism (or... assumptions revolving around feminism) was very much an event that took place in my class... I feel like I did a much better job talking about my academics last year.
So.. here is what I have been learning in Shakespeare:
1. Shakespeare is a boss.
No really, he wrote SO MANY PLAYS AND SONNETS. Not only was he a great playwright, but he was also a poet. Granted, there were tons of poets who were more popular than he, like Christopher Marlowe, but still... he was pretty dang good. Venus and Adonis is really interesting. My professor called it "Educational Porn"... hence the interesting. I mean, it's not
too graphic.. but he has some lines that will raise those eyebrows and cause you to think "
Shakespeare you dirty man!" Or not. I did.
2. Shakespeare hates children.
Okay, maybe not all children... but pretentious kids don't last too long in plays. They always end up dead. In
Richard III and
Macbeth... but also in his other plays. I won't spoil them all, just in case you decide to be a Shakespeare scholar after reading this.
3. Shakespeare also hates women.
Most of the women in his plays go mad or die. Some go mad AND then they die. For example... wait. No. I should let you figure that one out too. Or not.. Can I go on a rant about Lady Macbeth for a minute? It drove me nuts that FINALLY, Shakespeare makes this badass strong female character.. and then she goes crazy and dies!! Most of the time, he gives his readers (or.. audience) the satisfaction of knowing how or why the women die... but in this one.. you hear screaming with in and then a messenger comes and says she's dead. You're left to assume that she kills herself.. because she's going mad.. but really.. you don't have a clear answer.. and then her husband.. is like... "Well... she would have died eventually.." (obviously paraphrased)... WHAT THE HECK?!!? Shakespeare.. what were you thinking???
4. Shakespeare is the king of sonnets.
Okay, at least English sonnets. They are after all named "Shakespearean Sonnets". Italian sonnets more follow the styles of some other guy.. Sir something.. and I know Dante was writing sonnets way back when... like 1200 something.. but Shakespeare was pro. He wrote 154. Thats a lot. Not to mention, they have a rhyme scheme and all that fun stuff... For real.. How did he think of all that?
That makes me sound unintelligent, I am aware.. but I truly am baffled by people who can write hundreds of poems/sonnets/short stories and then also be well known for a ton of plays... It's crazy!!
My favorite Shakespeare Sonnet is Sonnet 116. Look it up. He talks about marriage... and I know some of his sonnets were more sarcastic but.. I'd like to believe he's really meaning it..
"O no, it is an ever fixed mark
that looks on tempests and is never shaken
It is the star to every wand'ring barque"
And so on.
Alright, there ya have it. My edumacation at work.
Always,
H.Eilene